Lucy, 17. Sydney Australia.

REALEST zodiac sign stuff

Aries:self-centred competitive cunts but still sweet
Taurus:nice as heck but dont show much emotions and eat a way too much
Gemini:smooth lunatic manipulative assholes but geniuses
Cancer:dependant, emotionally unstable lullabies and probably the nicest persons you know
Leo:most generous and selfish at the same time attention whores
Virgo:steady fuckers that probably have an OCD
Libra:double-faced childish bitches but they know how to look good tho
Scorpio:paranoid psychos that think about dry humping all day long
Sagittarius:funny but rude, one night stands big winner
Capricorn:cold-hearted motherfuckers without any social skills
Aquarius:weird hipsters that always try to sound deep and different but VERY open-minded
Pisces:sensible compulsive liars, daydreamers and super gentle but hypocrites
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sclez:

cykeem white 

He’s got to be some kind of ancient God of beauty because this is ridiculous.

(Source: modelingschool, via arcticalum)

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dashingyounghero:

hipsterinatardis:

Don’t leak nudes

Leak pictures of SPIDER-MAN

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kingcheddarxvii:

Detective: what do we got
Officer: looks like a classic phone fumble. guy dropped his phone right on his face like a jackass. died instantly

(via tysonsella)

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makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEANCARRY THE WATERREMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

makeitearlgrey:

bard-of-time-will-be-late:

underscorex:

THERE IS WATER AT THE BOTTOM OF THE OCEAN

CARRY THE WATER

REMOVE THE WATER

Actually! This was a very clever setup by a team of divers in the Arctic, I believe. The person is upside down, their bouyancy belt calibrated just so that they are slightly lighter than water, and able to walk upside down on the ice. In the first segment, when his mask vents, watch the bubbles flow DOWNWARD, which is really the up that we know. Science is really fricking cool!

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scottish:

hearin a really shitty pun
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makin a really shitty pun
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vayena:

my aesthetic is the kid on the playground who tells all the other kids that ring around the rosie is about the black plague

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colors.  (via versteur)

wow.

(via remaining-beautiful)

fucking shit I read this and immediately burst into tears

(via athousandsweetkissies)

(Source: se7enteenblack, via sleeping-on-the-moon)

You were red. You liked me cause I was blue. You touched me and suddenly I was a lilac sky and you decided purple just wasn’t for you.
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weedjoke420:

can’t wait till all my friends get married and have nice weddings with open bars

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twinkletwinkleyoulittlefuck:

thepreciousthing:

adire-adire:

victorysunshine:

goldfish-kisses:

geek-in-a-box:

martiemcfly:

WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS

LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND

BUT BIGGER

WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE

theme parks. just. theme parks.

but u have to pay for theme parks

that’s the adult part

son of a bitch

ladies and gentlemen, behold

the St. Louis City Museum:

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Playground for adults and children.

They even serve alcohol.

I know where we’re going guys

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vanillish:

with these stupid gray little boxes any gif can be the surprise bitch gif

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wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in

wetmyplants:

there is a lot here to take in

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